bored bored bored bored bored

Submitted by Kayos (taffy) on Fri, 02/25/2011 - 12:54

posted by user kayotic

Who else is bored with all this fog and being stuck inside? I'll tell ya one person who is. That's me, friends and neighbors. Le Kayos is bored. So, clearly this calls for a game. Or, okay, kinda a game. Maybe.

I'm gonna start with a list.

1. What are you listening to right now?
2. If you could be anywhere in the world, where would you be?
3. Peanut butter: creamy or chunky?
4. Would you wear undies with holes in them?
5. Should zombies attack, what's your first move?
6. If you had a pet penguin, what would you name it?
7. You're making out. What music's playing? (bonus: do you try to keep up with the rhythm?)
8. If you went back in time to give your past-self some sage advice, what would your past-self do when faced with a crazy future clone person?
9. If you had to pick one celebrity to protect you from the oncoming onslaught of zombie pirate ninjas, who would you pick?
10. On a scale of 1(a wee bit) to 10(why are you not in a straight jacket?) where do you rate my level of Crazy?

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Submitted by Dorian (winglessangel) on Fri, 02/25/2011 - 12:54

posted by user the_scholar

Not much better here I'm afraid. Though there are questions to answer!

1. Smashing Pumpkins
2. anywhere? boringly enough being home isn't bad. Though Brazil would be cool.
3. smooth
4. NO. (he says thinking there probably are some in his drawer with holes that he wears anyway)
5. head to the nearest shopping mall. make sure to have crazy group of neighbors/locals. must be plus one pregnant woman.
6. Renaldo
7. Still Smashing Pumpkins (now you're wondering what I'm up to)
8. Shoot first then be disappointed that I'm not a pop star.
9. Cher. Strange yes, but I'm starting to think she's indestructible
10. 6.5

you're the first poster! you win a prize!

Submitted by Kayos (taffy) on Fri, 02/25/2011 - 12:54

posted by user kayotic

Cher might be indestructible. You could totally have something there, Stretch. And what Smashing Pumpkins songs?

First!

Submitted by Dorian (winglessangel) on Fri, 02/25/2011 - 12:54

posted by user the_scholar

It's scary how she doesn't age isn't it? And anything dark and brooding it seems. So think "1979" as sort of the median and work from there.

now I've got 'disarm' in my head.

Submitted by Kayos (taffy) on Fri, 02/25/2011 - 12:54

posted by user kayotic

It is. Maybe there's like, a secret Cher farm somewhere, and they just replace her every few years with a new one.

Mm. I love that song. Good choice, Stretch.

:D

Submitted by Dorian (winglessangel) on Fri, 02/25/2011 - 12:54

posted by user the_scholar

Ooh how creepy. I'm thinking like Cabbage Patch Dolls with Cher heads.

Love it too. One of my faves.

creepy creepy!

Submitted by Kayos (taffy) on Fri, 02/25/2011 - 12:54

posted by user kayotic

Now that has me thinking about Return to Oz, with the witch who stole the heads of other girls, turned them into statues in her garden. She had all their heads in cabinets in a hallway, and would switch heads like switching clothes. It was nicely creepy.

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Submitted by Roxie (Eye) on Fri, 02/25/2011 - 12:54

posted by user dreamweave

This looks like fun!

1. Crystal Castles
 2. The Bahamas
3. Chunky
 4. Probably not
 5. Gather all the remaining humans and gear up for zombiepocolypse! 
6. Icebox 
7. Rilo Kiley 
8. Probably think I'd think I'd finally lost my mind.  
9. Dog the Bounty Hunter
 10. We're all probably 3's by now.

hello there!

Submitted by Kayos (taffy) on Fri, 02/25/2011 - 12:54

posted by user kayotic

you're new to my threads of insanity, welcome! :)

I totally agree, we are probably all 3's by now. And good choice for celeb. If nothing else, ducking behind him would be really easy.

Hi!

Submitted by Roxie (Eye) on Fri, 02/25/2011 - 12:54

I am new to your threads. Thank you :) I'm Roxie.

Thanks again. I like your choice of celeb too. Bruce Campbell's pretty much the perfect choice. I also love that you'd name your penguin Billy Zane. That's pretty awesome.

:)

Submitted by Kayos (taffy) on Fri, 02/25/2011 - 12:54

posted by user kayotic

Nice to meet you, Roxie! Cute name.

And hey, Billy Zane is cool as ice, and my penguin would be too. They'd rock and roll all day long.

My Answers!

Submitted by Kayos (taffy) on Fri, 02/25/2011 - 12:54

posted by user kayotic

1. A Perfect Circle
2. Location doesn't so much matter to me as who's there with me. So wherever I was, it'd definitely be with more people around than inanimate objects.
3. Creamy!
4. Nope. I'll totally go commando if the event occurred that all of my undies wound up with holes in them.
5. Hit lockdown on this place, and start broadcasting the Zombie Traffic Report, so people can get to safe zones without getting eaten.
6. Billy Zane.
7. Sister Machine Gun, Burn (bonus: it's almost impossible not to fall into the set rhythm of music while making out.)
8. Be very confused, then ask about future tattoo regret scenarios. (while I run DNA to be sure she's legit, and not a clone here to eat my soul and take over)
9. Bruce Campbell! No hesitation, folks.
10. I shall recuse myself from this question, due to the fact that it's about me and I may not be objective.

;)

Submitted by Dorian (winglessangel) on Fri, 02/25/2011 - 12:54

posted by user the_scholar

Ohh Bruce Campbell. Didn't even think of him. Good call though. He's got actual experience or whatever.

Should I asked about tattoos? You've got me curious.

;p

Submitted by Kayos (taffy) on Fri, 02/25/2011 - 12:54

posted by user kayotic

He rocks, my dear. he just rocks like no one else.

As for the tattoo thing, I do have ink. And occasionally I considered doing like, thorned vines all over...

lol

Submitted by Dorian (winglessangel) on Fri, 02/25/2011 - 12:54

posted by user the_scholar

He does. No doubt about that.

Thorned vines? Really? Are you trying to tell me something about you being off limits?

Maybe I need a tattoo...

See, I must be really bored...

Submitted by Dean (justforeverme) on Fri, 02/25/2011 - 12:54

posted by user go_boom

I never normally answer these, but here goes...

Nothing - you know the world is weirdly silent with all this fog. Like there's nothing else in the world.
My answer's a bit like yours - not so much location as the people there. Somewhere were nothing bad's going to happen, I guess.
Chunky, no contest. Texture's weird on smooth.
Aside from the ones that are meant to be there? Yes, I'm a teenage lad - I think it's in the rules somewhere.
I'd let my girlfriend name it - she'd do a much better job. Well, if she could get over the excitement of having a pet penguin, of course.
Aim for the head. Second move - look for somewhere secure with supplies (including more ammo).
Not fussed - music isn't that important that I'd be that picky
Don't hesitate.
Paris Hilton - no use to anyone, but then I could stand back and pick them off one by one as they ripped her apart.
1 - not crazy, just occasionally a bit bizarre. In a good way.

glad to give you something to do!

Submitted by Kayos (taffy) on Fri, 02/25/2011 - 12:54

posted by user kayotic

I was totally waiting for the Paris Hilton answer. I knew it had to arrive at some point!! So cheers for you! You win!

and I think that's the advice you'd give past you. The question was how would past you react to suddenly being faced with future you? (though that is some pretty damn sage advice!)

totally

Submitted by Dean (justforeverme) on Fri, 02/25/2011 - 12:54

So... I'm predictable? Still, I stand by my answer. It's the only good thing she could do for the world!

And maybe that's advice and action... Ruthless? Me? Er... Not going to answer that one.

Okay, how else would I react? Be glad I survived, want to know who else did. What to know if there's any way I can get back! I don't want to be stuck with two mes in the same time period - that's just a recipe for disaster!

lalala!

Submitted by Kayos (taffy) on Fri, 02/25/2011 - 12:54

posted by user kayotic

There's actually nothing wrong with predictability, it usually makes the people around you feel really safe and secure. However, really, I just commend you on your choice, and should I see her wandering around I'll send her in your direction to meet her destiny and finally be of use!

Ruthless, hmm!! I can be when i wanna be. But I think everyone can!

Yes, there never really is much of a good end to a scenario where people have crazy clones. Unless there's some weird levels of narcissism going on, or people have crazy fantasies...>.>

Am I late?

Submitted by Megan (nat) on Fri, 02/25/2011 - 12:54

posted by user the_conductor

No one go out in the fog. It's a bitch.

1. Tad grumbling about books.
2. That Island vacation sounded pretty nice right about now.
3. Chunky,
4. That would involve wearing underwear.
5. Hm... Assess the situation and take a look at my location to make sure it's defensible.
6. Roland
7. Never been kissed, so I can't really say haha
9. The Rock
10. 5

HEY

Submitted by Tad (winglessangel) on Fri, 02/25/2011 - 12:54

posted by user justatad

I am not grumbling!

and are you serious on #7? Really?

veto!! VETO!

Submitted by Kayos (taffy) on Fri, 02/25/2011 - 12:54

posted by user kayotic

If you don't remedy that #7 situation, young man, I'm going to have to do it myself. That's just not the way to go. I veto Mrs. T being unkissed. It's totally unfair, and only speaks to the world being cruel. That shit's got to change, end of story!