Yeah, I think that's what's happened - the Loops easing up. I mean, the internet's back and I heard that some guys have just randomly appeared and think it's last week, or a month ago or something. They got through the Loops, it just took time. That's great news - I'm just wary about how long it'll last and trying to figure out what we need to get done in the meantime.
Will you try and go to Scotland now that you can leave? Or are you staying? Sorry - i don't know whether you were trapped here by mistake when the Loops went up, or whether you are actually a Marquette resident!
I'm not much for leaving the commune so you probably haven't seen much of me. No I'm planning on staying here. I wouldn't mind maybe going to visit but I like it here enough that I don't want to chance getting stuck over there and not being able to come back here.
I came here after my girlfriend...well she's just gone. And I had heard about this place on the web so I decided to check it out. Found the commune and just sort of stayed. And I really like it here.
Your girlfriend is missing? Did she live here? When did she go missing? I have a list of missing persons up at the hospital (unfortunately, we have quite a few). Maybe I could help.
Oh, my name's Stan, by the way, I work up at Marquette General.
She's not missing...she's dead. I met her when I was living in London, and she was the most wonderful person. But being with me got her killed. It's still kinda hard to think about her sometimes but I feel like it's getting easier.
Thanks for the offer though!
I'm Dante by the way. *offers hand* nice to meet you.
Oh! I'm so sorry, I had thought that you meant that you had come here looking for her. Please, accept my apologies and my sincere condolences for your loss.
I thought I would reply to this privately. I take it from your talk of the 'commune' and 'the other wolves' that you're a werewolf. I don't know how long you've been here for, or if you talk to the others that you live with, but it's not always the wisest move to publicly declare to the whole town that you're a werewolf. Whilst there are lots of people here who don't have a problem with that, last fall there were a series of attacks from werewolves on the population here, lots of people died - both humans and werewolves. There are those out there who either would like revenge for loved ones lost, or who now see all werewolves across the board as dangerous.
I'm aware of the commune, but I do know they try and keep a low profile as well. That's why they're out on the edge of town. I understand that many of the werewolves there would like it if everyone else forgot what they were and therefore allowed them to get on with their lives. They might not take well to you reminding the town that they have a large number of werewolves living on the doorstep.
Please take this message in the way it was intended. I mean no offence.
Submitted by Megan (nat) on Sun, 05/16/2010 - 17:47
What in all that is good left in this world do you think you're doing? Are you kidding me? Do you realize you just told the whole damn town that we're here?
If I wasn't ordered on fucking bed rest, I would come and find out wherever you are in this house and rip your head off. I'm going to Oz about this.
Submitted by Kayos (taffy) on Sun, 05/16/2010 - 17:47
posted by user kayotic
DUDE. You did not just out everyone there, did you? Fuck. Okay I'm screening your post RIGHT NOW. But public forum, guy! And there are totally hunters in this town!! I'd warn everyone about the slip up there. Good luck to you, I really hope no one saw it. :(
This is true. Cat, that's my sister, said they did it to honor me. When everything started going wonky and we lost track of each other...well they didn't even know if I was ok. So they named the little after me to keep me alive in their hearts in a way.
Submitted by Kayos (taffy) on Sun, 05/16/2010 - 17:47
Sounds like the best way to go to me! So, very very awesome. I love kids. Never got to spend much time around any though. But still. good on you and congrats for you, your family, and your name-sharing! ^_^
Submitted by Kayos (taffy) on Sun, 05/16/2010 - 17:47
posted by user kayotic
And I have it on good authority that Tetris missed you too, sweetiepie! I hear it's been totally inconsolable, and is planning on asking you out later, but shh! Act surprised! ♥
Submitted by Kayos (taffy) on Sun, 05/16/2010 - 17:47
posted by user kayotic
Aww, awesome!!! I'll have to figure out what to wear! I'm sure I have a dress somewhere...
And of course I will. I'll make the time, damnit! Plus, all I'd really need is some leashes and collars and they'd be just fine. So no worries! I'll still be there with bells on, and those two won't ruin your wedding! ♥
Submitted by Kayos (taffy) on Sun, 05/16/2010 - 17:47
posted by user kayotic
Aw, here I wanted a reason to wear my southern belle big hoop skirt dress! Could I wear it anyways? Just because? I won't mind if I stick out like a peacock at a penguin convention.
And WOAH there!! He does, does he? You know this from experience, do you? Do you know if he often hangs out, nervously as it were, around half-naked women? And which half? Because there could be big differences there, really...
Submitted by Kayos (taffy) on Sun, 05/16/2010 - 17:47
posted by user kayotic
Yes, Mrs. Tetris, there's HUGE differences between which half. Boobies vs Tail...yep. Big difference.
H, what are you doing with anatomy books? Do you hang out and study them and say they're really just there for you to work on your sketch artwork? Or do you secretly have them because of a deep, dark, intense desire that wells up whenever you start thinking about naming all the arteries in the body? ;p
y'all thought I was gonna make a bone comment, weren't you? neeeeeneeerrr
And I would look fooking fabulous as a southern belle! I could do my hair all up in curls, no one would be able to get within three feet of me without hitting hoop skirt, it'd be awesome. Oh! And I could wear those bloomers things!!
K - teacher. It's like ingrained. I have to take bio and physiology as an undergrad. No dark, deep desires, no matter where your mind goes. And I know your mind keeps going - I've read this thread. people are gonna thing you're obsessed and I'm thinking that myself. You need help, snugglebunny. And no, I didn't think you were going to make a bone comment, some of us are adult here. ;-)
I can give you a birth certificate, if it would help... Though right now, I think T could get that faster. I know - my mom's name's even more ridiculous than mine. Lack of taste runs in the family, what can I say...
Asking for it? Hmmm, well... I think you're ust a girl who likes attention. Seems I'm not the only one - *looks at the poster whp's thinking this isn't the right place for this*. Course, just as easily, you could be bed-bound (or couch-bound) and bored. Tell me, Stretch made it there to 'entertain' you yet? Hmmm??
What, a guy can't talk about straight entertainment anymore? I'd recommend juggling - she likes juggling. With fire, maybe. Or small fluffy bunny rabbits (but, word of advice, don't hurt the bunnies - she's terrible if you try and hurt cute things...)
Submitted by Kayos (taffy) on Sun, 05/16/2010 - 17:47
posted by user kayotic
D--yes, come by. Entertainment can be of the non-dirty variety, unless we decide finger painting is the way to go, which one never knows--it totally could be. But hey. we'll just have to see what goes down, and if it involves finger paint or no. ;p
H--does this mean you're going to start juggling? like, machetes, or chainsaws? Cuz that would be wicked cool. (til you lost a hand, because really, it's all fun and games til someone loses a limb!)
Submitted by Kayos (taffy) on Sun, 05/16/2010 - 17:47
posted by user kayotic
I totally am. I'm going to have to sob myself to sleep tonight, tears staining the pages of my pink diary with the sparkly glitter pen ink. No chainsaw juggling for me. However will I cope?!?
Submitted by Kayos (taffy) on Sun, 05/16/2010 - 17:47
posted by user kayotic
Seconded--I certainly appreciated it! I was all knocked the hell out, so I couldn't do little things like look after myself. so it was definitely a-okay-awesome. :)
Submitted by Kayos (taffy) on Sun, 05/16/2010 - 17:47
posted by user kayotic
You're not realizing that most of the time, when a guy gets kind of shyish or nervous, a good percentage of the women in the world will respond with: 'AWWWW!'
This does not fall into the category of 'lesser qualities' I'd term it more under the heading of 'shit other dudes don't do cuz they're too proud' ;p
Submitted by Kayos (taffy) on Sun, 05/16/2010 - 17:47
posted by user kayotic
No no no, see you're lookin at it all wrong, me boyo! 'AWWW' is a positive reaction. So automatically, that means you're illiciting a positive response! And there's no bad there! Even if it does get you a pat on the head, it's still someone thinking to themselves that you're cute and adorable. ;) It can't be too hard a jump from that to 'wowza'!
Well if that's the case then maybe I won't worry about it too much. Just let know how to make the jump to 'wowza', 'cause that sounds like what I want.
Submitted by Kayos (taffy) on Sun, 05/16/2010 - 17:47
posted by user kayotic
Oh you are not dissing on my font, mr. sassypants! I'll have you know that I like animals. And sparkles. And okay, so the L's are little squids and that's kinda random but that's totally not the point. Back offa my font choices!
p.s.
yes, i'm still stuck on the couch. however that has nothing to do with my pretty animal letters and sparkles. so THERE! Neener!
Submitted by Kayos (taffy) on Sun, 05/16/2010 - 17:47
posted by user kayotic
You know, you of all people in the entire world, I can picture making the big-eye-little-eye-t'FUCK' face best. I can totally see it. and yeppers, upon reading it again, you did type it right, I read it wrong. Possibly I just have a dirty mind. Or it could be the painkillers, too.
Speaking of things that actually do suck, are the birds still going wacky? I'd go look out the window but I'm in the living room and the windows are pretty far away. I haven't heard any of them hitting the outside of the building in a while though. But then I've also been listening to music.
Specifically, right at this very moment in time, Remedy by The Black Crowes.
Submitted by Kayos (taffy) on Sun, 05/16/2010 - 17:47
posted by user kayotic
it's -insert big pause- cute. Are you allergic to cute things? Like squid-l's? And PINK SPARKLES? And I'll make it. I'm resourceful. Plus easily amused, and I have the internet again. This makes the Kayos a Happy Bunny.
Also, thank you, btw. Not having to get up yesterday to get something to eat = ♥
Yes, totally allergic to cute things. I break out in hives. It's not pretty. Squids and pink get me especially badly. I blow up like a damn balloon.
And no problem - though, given your clear penchant for cute, maybe I should have left cookies with the milk. Or cut the crusts off.
And thanks for the reference - followed it up and we're looking into it. Good resource you got there, but I think you know that already. You're certainly making use of it, I hear.
Submitted by Kayos (taffy) on Sun, 05/16/2010 - 17:47
posted by user kayotic
That right there is a bad combo, cupcake. Like, way bad. You need to get that looked at, or you're going to be in trouble! ;p Or you just need to start spending your time with much less cute people. Like you should probably swear me off like black tar heroin. No one wants you covered in hives, that's just not the way to go!
I like cookies. I'll make some again soon when I'm less stupid. It'll be awesome.
What else do you hear? What's the word on the street, yo? ;p
Submitted by Kayos (taffy) on Sun, 05/16/2010 - 17:47
posted by user kayotic
Are you saying I'm not? You're really gonna take the only thing I have going for me? That I've got levels of adorable going on that people will actually put up with me for longer than five minutes at a time? MEAN!!
I'm gonna go cry now!
Word on the street is right, dollface. I've got a guy for the straight word on the dl, yo.
People only put up with you because you're adorable? And here was I thinking you were more than a Barbie doll... But, cry your tears - I can man up against them! Anyway, why should either of us be thinking that we're considered special?
Submitted by Kayos (taffy) on Sun, 05/16/2010 - 17:47
posted by user kayotic
Yeppers, that's why. Also, Barbie dolls don't cry. They just hang out, being anatomical nightmares. And I will! I've got big, crocodile tears welling up right now! My monitor is going double in my vision! It's terrible!
And you should think you're special cuz I've told you you are. SPE-SHUL.
I'd say I was special, but I can't. My mom never told me I was. Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, guess I'll just go eat WORMS! Juicy juicy juicy little WORMS!
Submitted by Kayos (taffy) on Sun, 05/16/2010 - 17:47
posted by user kayotic
You're welcome! I knew it would brighten your day right up, thinking about that! I'm here to share!
And okay, so if that wasn't what your life was lacking, (and I don't know why it wouldn't be, I mean, c'mon now, honeybear you know that enriched your whole life!) then what is it you do need? Just so happens I'm here to provide as well as share potentially life enriching(or mentally scarring, take your pick) inappropriateness! So tell me. What is it you desperately need in your life? I'm all ears. Or eyes, really, since I'm just reading all of this, and therefore can't actually hear you, but you get what I mean!
I'm sure your little friend would read things out to you if you asked nicely enough. Then you could be all ears, just like you want to be.
And what do I need in life? Now, now, sweetiepie, I'm not sure that that's fit for public consumption. Sharing my deepest darkest secrets where all of the town can hear them? What would people say? [Dear people reading - that was meant as a rhetorical question, but I've braced myself for answers anyhow, so feel free...].
So, what do I need in life? Right now? pretzels. I'm totally out of snack food and my life is going down the toilet as a result. It's a hard, hard life.
Submitted by Kayos (taffy) on Sun, 05/16/2010 - 17:47
posted by user kayotic
What kind of ears are we talking here? Big floppy bunny ears? Cute little kitty ears? Ears like frogs, which the interweb has just told me in some weird capacity that they hear with their lungs? Or in their lungs...something. (That one's kinda gross, can we not go with that one?)
So, what are you're trying to tell me here, babycakes? That what you need in your life is something categorized as 'deep and dark'? And hey, you never know. What people could say is 'oh dude! Sign me up!' You don't know. You could have people leaping at the chance to fulfill whatever deep dark desires you've got rocking.
And good god! You're out of pretzles?! You poor baby!! However are you going to make it?! Someone get this man pretzels, STAT!!
posted by user hunting
Why ask me - they're your ears. Or do you need me to come over with a mirror? Maybe they're hidden behind all that hair. Is that your big secret? You've got really weird ears, haven't you?
And you called it - I need deep and dark, honeybun. Can't live without it. Fangirls need not apply though. or stalkers. Don't go in for either. What can i say - I'm picky.
Share? Wouldn't be a proper fangirl if she was interested in two, surely? I don't think they'll be any need to share. Assuming that such a girl is out there, of course. I don't know anyone who fits the description, do you?
Submitted by Kayos (taffy) on Sun, 05/16/2010 - 17:47
posted by user kayotic
A fangirl, regardless of her cute levels or any other traits, that are interested in more than one, are technically categorized as groupies. So, you could both have groupies. I can picture it now, a sea of women, all squeeing over you, swooning in your wakes.
Of course the trouble with fangirls is the whole they're fangirls thing. I mean, seriously, think about it, guys. We're talking a girl who knows absolutely nothing about you, and yet wants to drool on you, possibly take your pictures then lick them in the privacy of her own home. There's an inherent creep factor involved, if you really think about it. Now granted, they drop their panties like they caught fire, and would very likely help the both of you work out a little tension and all, but....
I was going to say no body really wants to do the neighborhood bicycle (everyone's had a ride for those who don't know the reference) but it occurs to me that that might not be true!! Maybe dudes would be just fine with that, and it's just girls who are pickier. Or something. Though H, you already said you were picky. Still, though, I put the question to you.
Imagine yourselves with groupies. Would you really wanna hit that?
Part two of my overly long, pointless question: Would it matter if you knew said groupies were fangirling the both of you?
[insert Jeopardy music, just don't answer in the form of a question.]
You know, you seem to know an awful lot about this - speaking from experience maybe? Or just a deep seated desire from former teenage years... Admit it, you totally dreamed of being a groupie, didn't you? That was just your ambition in life.
As for your question... That depends [waits for you to be dying to know the answer].
Submitted by Kayos (taffy) on Sun, 05/16/2010 - 17:47
posted by user kayotic
I am speaking from experience, just not the kind you think!
And yes, I did actually dream of being a groupie, it was all I wanted to do when I was younger...however I just couldn't shut my brain off. I know, I know, but it's such a simple procedure, all you really need is an icepick and some courage, but I just couldn't do it. So, alas, I failed at my dreams, and had to go on being a me instead. I know you're disappointed.
Now I'm wondering about what kind of experience you're talking about...
I'm disappointed? Not so much - icepicks are messy business, and losing part of your mind like that? Even to such a noble cause as groupie-dom? Not something that I'd be able to recommend. never ends well.
Submitted by Kayos (taffy) on Sun, 05/16/2010 - 17:47
posted by user kayotic
My old partner, he used to pick up women that could only be described as fangirls or groupies or whatever, but man. I love the guy but he always drew in women who would lose all sense of reason the second he came around, and they turned into mindless concubines. Like 'the sun rises and stets on his say so' thing. It was so weird. It's one thing to be into someone, it's another to like, sacrifice everything about yourself, your personality, your individuality just to worship someone else. That's when it gets to bad levels.
Oh, and all of them had massive issues with me. They couldn't hack there being another girl somewhere close to him, even if we never went there. Like ever. Just--ew. Seriously now. The guy's old enough to be my grandfather. But did anyone pay attention to that? NooooOOoooo. I just had girl-parts and that was a huge no-no, apparently.
It's possible I'm slightly bitter about this.
Moving on!!!
What it's worth...HMMMMMM. Cookies? An all expense paid trip to Tahiti? An IOU coupon for a back massage?
Submitted by Kayos (taffy) on Sun, 05/16/2010 - 17:47
posted by user kayotic
Older is fine! I'm just keen with older.(Plus there's that weird thing where in a lot of dudes, they just get BETTER looking with age, even if the older a woman gets the worse off she is...but I digress) But the old enough for me to call the guy gramps and no one would think that odd--that's a little too out of bounds for the Kay-bear. Though he also had a penchant for younger women, so who knows. To each their own, I'd wager. Read that somewhere, I think. ;)
So what I'm getting here is you want a vacation and a massage, and you'll dish your secrets to me. Lemme just look at flight times...
Submitted by Kayos (taffy) on Sun, 05/16/2010 - 17:47
posted by user kayotic
Between you and I? I'm 23. How old are you?
And no one said you weren't allowed to toss in your own wager! Really, darlingdeariedeardear(it's a word!), you really must learn to loose that tight hold on stoicism you have, and just go for it. So hit me. What's your deal for the deep dark secrets?
Hey - you're stealing my massage. I still have find on Tahiti though. I get more for my 9 years. We just won't get into grandad. He gets her undying devotion. And to come check a guy out *rolls eyes*
Just because you're older doesn't mean you get more. In fact you might need the massage more you old man. I'll take the vacation, I can keep up better.
Did he come check you out? What did you do to deserve that?
(K, does this mean he was in town? Taking care of things we talked about earlier? How's she doing?)
Submitted by Kayos (taffy) on Sun, 05/16/2010 - 17:47
posted by user kayotic
H--contrary to popular belief, I do actually have more than one massage in me! So, fret not, I could totally give him one too, and it wouldn't actually 'steal' yours. There's totally enough cherry almond massage oil in my house to go around!
D--He was in town, and I would assume that was why, I have no idea how she is. I'm pretty positive she wouldn't really want me around to ask.
Submitted by Kayos (taffy) on Sun, 05/16/2010 - 17:47
posted by user kayotic
You know, come to think of it, you probably do owe me. And if you really want to claim the cherry almond for yourself, that's fine, I'll just have to go buy some more! Now that I'm thinking of it, I should really hook myself up with some wide variety, just for kicks. Never know who might wander by in desperate need of a massage. It would be dire to not have a choice in tastes and fragrences!!
You want me to talk to Math? He knows her from work (and I think they're friends...or something). He could check in on her. Not that he'd enjoy doing that. Or he's already done it. Something like that.
Submitted by Kayos (taffy) on Sun, 05/16/2010 - 17:47
posted by user kayotic
What exactly made you boys believe this is a democracy where either of you get a vote? No one said there was a vote! Or, if they did, then I'm totally reversing that decision. We all have to follow the rules that I've just made up. So THERE!
Submitted by Kayos (taffy) on Sun, 05/16/2010 - 17:47
posted by user kayotic
Only if they're anti fun times with people and being incredibly silly with friends. ;) That and trying to one-up on ridiculous pet names and other ridiculousness. Who's anti-that?
Submitted by Kayos (taffy) on Sun, 05/16/2010 - 17:47
posted by user kayotic
That's totally your problem, you know, doodle-bug. You need to be part of games.(or realize you're already part of them, and you just hadn't noticed) You should have more toys, engage in more games, and generally smile more often. I believe we've even discussed this. Embrace the silly. Life? it's pretty damn silly a lot of the time, the trick is looking at it from the right angle. ;p
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Dante *is bouncy* I can
Dante *is bouncy*
I can finally email my family again! I'm sure they've been worried.
sweet!
posted by user kayotic
Awesome!! Family = good! I'm sure they have been worried, so good on you, I hope you get through! ^_^
Thanks alot! I got through
Thanks alot! I got through and found out I have a new nephew! *bounces* And they named him after me...I'm still not sure how I feel about that.
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posted by user whats_up_doc
Congratulations! So nice to have some good news around here. Do your family live far away?
They are over in Scotland. I
They are over in Scotland. I guess when the Loops decided to ease up it opened stuff up all over. *grins* I'm happy to hear from them.
posted by user
posted by user whats_up_doc
Yeah, I think that's what's happened - the Loops easing up. I mean, the internet's back and I heard that some guys have just randomly appeared and think it's last week, or a month ago or something. They got through the Loops, it just took time. That's great news - I'm just wary about how long it'll last and trying to figure out what we need to get done in the meantime.
Will you try and go to Scotland now that you can leave? Or are you staying? Sorry - i don't know whether you were trapped here by mistake when the Loops went up, or whether you are actually a Marquette resident!
I'm not much for leaving the
I'm not much for leaving the commune so you probably haven't seen much of me. No I'm planning on staying here. I wouldn't mind maybe going to visit but I like it here enough that I don't want to chance getting stuck over there and not being able to come back here.
I came here after my girlfriend...well she's just gone. And I had heard about this place on the web so I decided to check it out. Found the commune and just sort of stayed. And I really like it here.
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posted by user whats_up_doc
Your girlfriend is missing? Did she live here? When did she go missing? I have a list of missing persons up at the hospital (unfortunately, we have quite a few). Maybe I could help.
Oh, my name's Stan, by the way, I work up at Marquette General.
She's not missing...she's
She's not missing...she's dead. I met her when I was living in London, and she was the most wonderful person. But being with me got her killed. It's still kinda hard to think about her sometimes but I feel like it's getting easier.
Thanks for the offer though!
I'm Dante by the way. *offers hand* nice to meet you.
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posted by user whats_up_doc
Oh! I'm so sorry, I had thought that you meant that you had come here looking for her. Please, accept my apologies and my sincere condolences for your loss.
Thanks. I'm really starting
Thanks. I'm really starting to like it here though. I like the commune and the other wolves are pretty great too.
And it's no big deal. I just have a hard time admitting the truth about it you know?
Private to Dante
private to dante from user whats_up_doc
I thought I would reply to this privately. I take it from your talk of the 'commune' and 'the other wolves' that you're a werewolf. I don't know how long you've been here for, or if you talk to the others that you live with, but it's not always the wisest move to publicly declare to the whole town that you're a werewolf. Whilst there are lots of people here who don't have a problem with that, last fall there were a series of attacks from werewolves on the population here, lots of people died - both humans and werewolves. There are those out there who either would like revenge for loved ones lost, or who now see all werewolves across the board as dangerous.
I'm aware of the commune, but I do know they try and keep a low profile as well. That's why they're out on the edge of town. I understand that many of the werewolves there would like it if everyone else forgot what they were and therefore allowed them to get on with their lives. They might not take well to you reminding the town that they have a large number of werewolves living on the doorstep.
Please take this message in the way it was intended. I mean no offence.
Stan
*winces* I forget that I'm
*winces* I forget that I'm not on Mull sometimes. Thanks for the reminder and no offense taken I promise.
Private to Dante
What in all that is good left in this world do you think you're doing? Are you kidding me? Do you realize you just told the whole damn town that we're here?
If I wasn't ordered on fucking bed rest, I would come and find out wherever you are in this house and rip your head off. I'm going to Oz about this.
private to dante: SHIT
posted by user kayotic
DUDE. You did not just out everyone there, did you? Fuck. Okay I'm screening your post RIGHT NOW. But public forum, guy! And there are totally hunters in this town!! I'd warn everyone about the slip up there. Good luck to you, I really hope no one saw it. :(
:)
posted by user kayotic
Congrats from me as well! :) And hey, feel honored. People really rarely name a kid after someone to make a vile insult. :D
This is true. Cat, that's my
This is true. Cat, that's my sister, said they did it to honor me. When everything started going wonky and we lost track of each other...well they didn't even know if I was ok. So they named the little after me to keep me alive in their hearts in a way.
:)
Sounds like the best way to go to me! So, very very awesome. I love kids. Never got to spend much time around any though. But still. good on you and congrats for you, your family, and your name-sharing! ^_^
Re: intranet post: THE INTERWEBZ ARE BACK!!!!
posted by the_conductor
Tetris, I've missed you.
:)
posted by user kayotic
And I have it on good authority that Tetris missed you too, sweetiepie! I hear it's been totally inconsolable, and is planning on asking you out later, but shh! Act surprised! ♥
:)
posted by the_conductor
We will spend today together and love as we've never loved before, because tomorrow, Tetris might go away again.
you go for it and you never look back!
posted by user kayotic
Cherish your love!! I fully support you and Tetris' eternal union!!!
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posted by the_conductor
You'll get an invite to the wedding. You support us!
Although will you have time while trying to control those two?
no worries!
posted by user kayotic
Aww, awesome!!! I'll have to figure out what to wear! I'm sure I have a dress somewhere...
And of course I will. I'll make the time, damnit! Plus, all I'd really need is some leashes and collars and they'd be just fine. So no worries! I'll still be there with bells on, and those two won't ruin your wedding! ♥
Yay!
It'll be totally casual. Jeans are all in for it.
Be careful. Dorian gets nervous around half-naked women.
aww!
posted by user kayotic
Aw, here I wanted a reason to wear my southern belle big hoop skirt dress! Could I wear it anyways? Just because? I won't mind if I stick out like a peacock at a penguin convention.
And WOAH there!! He does, does he? You know this from experience, do you? Do you know if he often hangs out, nervously as it were, around half-naked women? And which half? Because there could be big differences there, really...
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Sure. Whatever you wanna wear.
In this case, I'm not sure if there really is a difference.
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posted by user hunting
No difference? I have some anatomy books that would beg to differ...
Then again, I would also like to see K in a hoop skirt - she'd make a great Southern Belle, I bet.
laaa
posted by user kayotic
Yes, Mrs. Tetris, there's HUGE differences between which half. Boobies vs Tail...yep. Big difference.
H, what are you doing with anatomy books? Do you hang out and study them and say they're really just there for you to work on your sketch artwork? Or do you secretly have them because of a deep, dark, intense desire that wells up whenever you start thinking about naming all the arteries in the body? ;p
y'all thought I was gonna make a bone comment, weren't you? neeeeeneeerrr
And I would look fooking fabulous as a southern belle! I could do my hair all up in curls, no one would be able to get within three feet of me without hitting hoop skirt, it'd be awesome. Oh! And I could wear those bloomers things!!
Laaa?
posted by user hunting
K - teacher. It's like ingrained. I have to take bio and physiology as an undergrad. No dark, deep desires, no matter where your mind goes. And I know your mind keeps going - I've read this thread. people are gonna thing you're obsessed and I'm thinking that myself. You need help, snugglebunny. And no, I didn't think you were going to make a bone comment, some of us are adult here. ;-)
have at thee!
posted by user kayotic
There are adults here? WHERE?! Prove it, shmoopsie-poo. I dare you. Having a reasonable explanation for anatomy books totally doesn't cut it.
And where does my mind keep going, huh? HUH?! And obsessed with what?! Please, armchair psychoanalyze me! I'm asking for it!
avast! Or... something
I can give you a birth certificate, if it would help... Though right now, I think T could get that faster. I know - my mom's name's even more ridiculous than mine. Lack of taste runs in the family, what can I say...
Asking for it? Hmmm, well... I think you're ust a girl who likes attention. Seems I'm not the only one - *looks at the poster whp's thinking this isn't the right place for this*. Course, just as easily, you could be bed-bound (or couch-bound) and bored. Tell me, Stretch made it there to 'entertain' you yet? Hmmm??
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posted by the_conductor
I suspect I may be the only adult here.
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posted by user hunting
Quite possibly - let me guess, you have grey hair and whiskers?
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posted by the_conductor
Are you assuming that I am of the male persuasion?
posted by user hunting What,
posted by user hunting
What, the circus isn't in town? Aww, and I heard all these stories about the bearded lady - are you not her? Damn!
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posted by the_conductor
I'm not sure if this is sarcasm or not...
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posted by user hunting
Isn't that just the question. maybe you should answer it in the round...
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I'm pretty sure that that is sarcasm.
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posted by user hunting
Bingo! Give the girl a prize!
(girl, right?)
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Ha ha ha.
Yes, female.
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posted by the_scholar
Why is that when you say it, me visiting sounds like something dirty? sheesh.
posted by user kayotic The
posted by user kayotic
The only power words have are what you give them. ;p So, what is it about you visiting sounds dirty in your head, Stretch?
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posted by user the_scholar
it was more the 'entertain' comment. That sounds dirty.
You want me to come by. I already said I'm at your beck and call. <3
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posted by user hunting
What, a guy can't talk about straight entertainment anymore? I'd recommend juggling - she likes juggling. With fire, maybe. Or small fluffy bunny rabbits (but, word of advice, don't hurt the bunnies - she's terrible if you try and hurt cute things...)
whee!
posted by user kayotic
D--yes, come by. Entertainment can be of the non-dirty variety, unless we decide finger painting is the way to go, which one never knows--it totally could be. But hey. we'll just have to see what goes down, and if it involves finger paint or no. ;p
H--does this mean you're going to start juggling? like, machetes, or chainsaws? Cuz that would be wicked cool. (til you lost a hand, because really, it's all fun and games til someone loses a limb!)
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posted by user the_scholar
I can come by after I meet with Anabell. I'm not sure I'm the best choice for finger paint, but we can still try.
kindergarteners everywhere are up for the task
posted by user kayotic
Hey, you have to try really really hard to fuck up fingerpaint. In fact, this sounds like a challenge here, I dare you to fuck up fingerpainting!!
well then
posted by user the_scholar
Sounds like a challenge I can handle. ;)
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posted by user hunting
Machetes I can do, but I'm all outta chainsaws. Are you devastated?
WAAAAA!
posted by user kayotic
I totally am. I'm going to have to sob myself to sleep tonight, tears staining the pages of my pink diary with the sparkly glitter pen ink. No chainsaw juggling for me. However will I cope?!?
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Well, I meant in this case, it doesn't matter which half is undressed.
hey!
posted by the_scholar
Okay seriously. I walk away for just a little bit and you sell me up the creek.
I was not that bad. sheesh.
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posted by user hunting
I smell a story here - tell, tell! :-)
;p
posted by user kayotic
You're such a gossip queen!
However, totally seconded, I want to know the story too!!
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Posted by user hunting
Just let me find my tiara and I'll be all set...
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posted by user the_scholar
there's not a story. or at least not one worth telling. I just keep running into women who need patching up this week.
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posted by the_conductor
And we very much appreciate it.
yes!
posted by user kayotic
Seconded--I certainly appreciated it! I was all knocked the hell out, so I couldn't do little things like look after myself. so it was definitely a-okay-awesome. :)
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posted by the_conductor
I didn't sell you up anything. What does that mean, anyway?
She was talking about putting you on a leash. I figured she should know?
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posted by user the_scholar
Did you have to point out my lesser qualities? sheesh.
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How is being uncomfortable in certain situations a lesser quality?
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posted by user the_scholar
:P remind me and I'll explain it when you're older.
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Excuse you?
Like I've said, I'm the most adult one here. What is it with you and my age? Weirdo.
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posted by user the_scholar
just 'cause you're young. too young.
i beg to differ!
posted by user kayotic
You're not realizing that most of the time, when a guy gets kind of shyish or nervous, a good percentage of the women in the world will respond with: 'AWWWW!'
This does not fall into the category of 'lesser qualities' I'd term it more under the heading of 'shit other dudes don't do cuz they're too proud' ;p
:D
posted by user the_scholar
Is 'AWWW' really what I want to go for? That sounds like something you'd say before you pat me on the head. (If you could reach my head of course)
here's the thing!
posted by user kayotic
No no no, see you're lookin at it all wrong, me boyo! 'AWWW' is a positive reaction. So automatically, that means you're illiciting a positive response! And there's no bad there! Even if it does get you a pat on the head, it's still someone thinking to themselves that you're cute and adorable. ;) It can't be too hard a jump from that to 'wowza'!
hmm
posted by user the_scholar
Well if that's the case then maybe I won't worry about it too much. Just let know how to make the jump to 'wowza', 'cause that sounds like what I want.
Re: THE INTERWEBZ ARE BACK!!!!
posted by the scholar
Pink? cute choice.
still...this is good news.
;p
posted by kayotic
Oh, you ain't seen nothin yet, Stretch.
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posted by user hunting
...animals?
let me guess - you're still stuck on the couch, aren't you? Are you really that bored, or just giddy at having internet access back?
;p
posted by user kayotic
Oh you are not dissing on my font, mr. sassypants! I'll have you know that I like animals. And sparkles. And okay, so the L's are little squids and that's kinda random but that's totally not the point. Back offa my font choices!
p.s.
yes, i'm still stuck on the couch. however that has nothing to do with my pretty animal letters and sparkles. so THERE! Neener!
:D
posted by the_scholar
I for one would never diss the sparkly animal friendly font.
just saying.
Still stuck? Do you need anything? Your friendly neighborhood supernatural geek is at your beck and call...
;p
posted by user kayotic
Yay! You accept me and my sparkly animal font! ♥ YOU DON'T JUDGE ME!!!
Also are we really going to get into whether or not I suck? That could get all kinds of messy, Stretcheroo. ;p
Okay I've had too much caffeine, too much sugar, and way too many painkillers this morning...
o_O
posted by the_scholar
STUCK. as in on the couch. I swear I typed it right.
and we can get into that if you'd like...I just imagine that conversation would go downhill asap.
dirty mind
posted by user kayotic
You know, you of all people in the entire world, I can picture making the big-eye-little-eye-t'FUCK' face best. I can totally see it. and yeppers, upon reading it again, you did type it right, I read it wrong. Possibly I just have a dirty mind. Or it could be the painkillers, too.
Speaking of things that actually do suck, are the birds still going wacky? I'd go look out the window but I'm in the living room and the windows are pretty far away. I haven't heard any of them hitting the outside of the building in a while though. But then I've also been listening to music.
Specifically, right at this very moment in time, Remedy by The Black Crowes.
:-)
posted by user hunting
...Just saying. It's... cute. Sorry to hear that you're still stuck, but looks like you've got everything covered.
;)
posted by user kayotic
it's -insert big pause- cute. Are you allergic to cute things? Like squid-l's? And PINK SPARKLES? And I'll make it. I'm resourceful. Plus easily amused, and I have the internet again. This makes the Kayos a Happy Bunny.
Also, thank you, btw. Not having to get up yesterday to get something to eat = ♥
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posted by user hunting
Yes, totally allergic to cute things. I break out in hives. It's not pretty. Squids and pink get me especially badly. I blow up like a damn balloon.
And no problem - though, given your clear penchant for cute, maybe I should have left cookies with the milk. Or cut the crusts off.
And thanks for the reference - followed it up and we're looking into it. Good resource you got there, but I think you know that already. You're certainly making use of it, I hear.
mm. cookies.
posted by user kayotic
That right there is a bad combo, cupcake. Like, way bad. You need to get that looked at, or you're going to be in trouble! ;p Or you just need to start spending your time with much less cute people. Like you should probably swear me off like black tar heroin. No one wants you covered in hives, that's just not the way to go!
I like cookies. I'll make some again soon when I'm less stupid. It'll be awesome.
What else do you hear? What's the word on the street, yo? ;p
with chocolate chips
posted by user hunting
Think big of yourself, don't you? That sure you're toxic-cute are you? Hmmm?
Word on the street is that you have a certain guy you send regular traffic to. You on commission there, sweetcheeks?
meanie!
posted by user kayotic
Are you saying I'm not? You're really gonna take the only thing I have going for me? That I've got levels of adorable going on that people will actually put up with me for longer than five minutes at a time? MEAN!!
I'm gonna go cry now!
Word on the street is right, dollface. I've got a guy for the straight word on the dl, yo.
am I?
posted by user hunting
People only put up with you because you're adorable? And here was I thinking you were more than a Barbie doll... But, cry your tears - I can man up against them! Anyway, why should either of us be thinking that we're considered special?
somewhere, the world's tiniest violin plays
posted by user kayotic
Yeppers, that's why. Also, Barbie dolls don't cry. They just hang out, being anatomical nightmares. And I will! I've got big, crocodile tears welling up right now! My monitor is going double in my vision! It's terrible!
And you should think you're special cuz I've told you you are. SPE-SHUL.
I'd say I was special, but I can't. My mom never told me I was. Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, guess I'll just go eat WORMS! Juicy juicy juicy little WORMS!
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posted by user hunting
T a happy... guy today then?
heeeeee!
posted by user kayotic
I'm pretty sure if the little guy could orgasm, he totally would have.
And yes, dear man, that's just the beginning of my wildly inappropriate communications for the day.
Thank you, I'll be here all week. Tip your waitresses! Try the veal!
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posted by user hunting
Well, thank you so much for that vivid and wildly inappropriate mental image. I knew my life was lacking something and that... is totally not it.
;p
posted by user kayotic
You're welcome! I knew it would brighten your day right up, thinking about that! I'm here to share!
And okay, so if that wasn't what your life was lacking, (and I don't know why it wouldn't be, I mean, c'mon now, honeybear you know that enriched your whole life!) then what is it you do need? Just so happens I'm here to provide as well as share potentially life enriching(or mentally scarring, take your pick) inappropriateness! So tell me. What is it you desperately need in your life? I'm all ears. Or eyes, really, since I'm just reading all of this, and therefore can't actually hear you, but you get what I mean!
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posted by user hunting
I'm sure your little friend would read things out to you if you asked nicely enough. Then you could be all ears, just like you want to be.
And what do I need in life? Now, now, sweetiepie, I'm not sure that that's fit for public consumption. Sharing my deepest darkest secrets where all of the town can hear them? What would people say? [Dear people reading - that was meant as a rhetorical question, but I've braced myself for answers anyhow, so feel free...].
So, what do I need in life? Right now? pretzels. I'm totally out of snack food and my life is going down the toilet as a result. It's a hard, hard life.
^_~
posted by user kayotic
What kind of ears are we talking here? Big floppy bunny ears? Cute little kitty ears? Ears like frogs, which the interweb has just told me in some weird capacity that they hear with their lungs? Or in their lungs...something. (That one's kinda gross, can we not go with that one?)
So, what are you're trying to tell me here, babycakes? That what you need in your life is something categorized as 'deep and dark'? And hey, you never know. What people could say is 'oh dude! Sign me up!' You don't know. You could have people leaping at the chance to fulfill whatever deep dark desires you've got rocking.
And good god! You're out of pretzles?! You poor baby!! However are you going to make it?! Someone get this man pretzels, STAT!!
O:-)
posted by user hunting
Why ask me - they're your ears. Or do you need me to come over with a mirror? Maybe they're hidden behind all that hair. Is that your big secret? You've got really weird ears, haven't you?
And you called it - I need deep and dark, honeybun. Can't live without it. Fangirls need not apply though. or stalkers. Don't go in for either. What can i say - I'm picky.
*eye roll*
posted by the_scholar
Liar. Like you'd turn down a fangirl.
Hey!
posted by user hunting
I totally would. Well, unless it was a very cute fangirl. I hear they're around - all bouncy and everything... that I might not be able to resist.
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posted by the_scholar
That's making the assumption I'm willing to share.
O:-D
posted by user hunting
Share? Wouldn't be a proper fangirl if she was interested in two, surely? I don't think they'll be any need to share. Assuming that such a girl is out there, of course. I don't know anyone who fits the description, do you?
silly, silly boys
posted by user kayotic
A fangirl, regardless of her cute levels or any other traits, that are interested in more than one, are technically categorized as groupies. So, you could both have groupies. I can picture it now, a sea of women, all squeeing over you, swooning in your wakes.
Of course the trouble with fangirls is the whole they're fangirls thing. I mean, seriously, think about it, guys. We're talking a girl who knows absolutely nothing about you, and yet wants to drool on you, possibly take your pictures then lick them in the privacy of her own home. There's an inherent creep factor involved, if you really think about it. Now granted, they drop their panties like they caught fire, and would very likely help the both of you work out a little tension and all, but....
I was going to say no body really wants to do the neighborhood bicycle (everyone's had a ride for those who don't know the reference) but it occurs to me that that might not be true!! Maybe dudes would be just fine with that, and it's just girls who are pickier. Or something. Though H, you already said you were picky. Still, though, I put the question to you.
Imagine yourselves with groupies. Would you really wanna hit that?
Part two of my overly long, pointless question: Would it matter if you knew said groupies were fangirling the both of you?
[insert Jeopardy music, just don't answer in the form of a question.]
Hmmmm
posted by user hunting
You know, you seem to know an awful lot about this - speaking from experience maybe? Or just a deep seated desire from former teenage years... Admit it, you totally dreamed of being a groupie, didn't you? That was just your ambition in life.
As for your question... That depends [waits for you to be dying to know the answer].
do DO doo dooooo
posted by user kayotic
I am speaking from experience, just not the kind you think!
And yes, I did actually dream of being a groupie, it was all I wanted to do when I was younger...however I just couldn't shut my brain off. I know, I know, but it's such a simple procedure, all you really need is an icepick and some courage, but I just couldn't do it. So, alas, I failed at my dreams, and had to go on being a me instead. I know you're disappointed.
And as for my question--ANSWER, DAMNIT!
Now I have that stuck in my head - thanks
posted by user hunting
Now I'm wondering about what kind of experience you're talking about...
I'm disappointed? Not so much - icepicks are messy business, and losing part of your mind like that? Even to such a noble cause as groupie-dom? Not something that I'd be able to recommend. never ends well.
Finally - what's it worth?
suck it up. there are totally worse things in life!
posted by user kayotic
My old partner, he used to pick up women that could only be described as fangirls or groupies or whatever, but man. I love the guy but he always drew in women who would lose all sense of reason the second he came around, and they turned into mindless concubines. Like 'the sun rises and stets on his say so' thing. It was so weird. It's one thing to be into someone, it's another to like, sacrifice everything about yourself, your personality, your individuality just to worship someone else. That's when it gets to bad levels.
Oh, and all of them had massive issues with me. They couldn't hack there being another girl somewhere close to him, even if we never went there. Like ever. Just--ew. Seriously now. The guy's old enough to be my grandfather. But did anyone pay attention to that? NooooOOoooo. I just had girl-parts and that was a huge no-no, apparently.
It's possible I'm slightly bitter about this.
Moving on!!!
What it's worth...HMMMMMM. Cookies? An all expense paid trip to Tahiti? An IOU coupon for a back massage?
there is that, yes
posted by user hunting
Never ever hmmm? Sure, there's the age difference, but I hear some girls are into older guys...
See, if you combined Tahiti and a back massage together, you might be onto something, but I'm not telling in public.
tahiti's lovely this time of year
posted by user kayotic
Older is fine! I'm just keen with older.(Plus there's that weird thing where in a lot of dudes, they just get BETTER looking with age, even if the older a woman gets the worse off she is...but I digress) But the old enough for me to call the guy gramps and no one would think that odd--that's a little too out of bounds for the Kay-bear. Though he also had a penchant for younger women, so who knows. To each their own, I'd wager. Read that somewhere, I think. ;)
So what I'm getting here is you want a vacation and a massage, and you'll dish your secrets to me. Lemme just look at flight times...
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posted by the_scholar
at least older is still fine. (but then again it's what? three years?)
and wait...I'm not okay with missing the chance to wager my secrets for something good.
then hop on the bandwagon, son, it's already movin!
posted by user kayotic
Between you and I? I'm 23. How old are you?
And no one said you weren't allowed to toss in your own wager! Really, darlingdeariedeardear(it's a word!), you really must learn to loose that tight hold on stoicism you have, and just go for it. So hit me. What's your deal for the deep dark secrets?
jumping on
posted by user the_scholar
look at that! Only 2 years.
hmm the massage sounds like a sweet deal, especially if it's coming from you. Let's see...I'm gonna have to think about it.
Posted by user hunting Hey -
Posted by user hunting
Hey - you're stealing my massage. I still have find on Tahiti though. I get more for my 9 years. We just won't get into grandad. He gets her undying devotion. And to come check a guy out *rolls eyes*
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posted by user the_scholar
Just because you're older doesn't mean you get more. In fact you might need the massage more you old man. I'll take the vacation, I can keep up better.
Did he come check you out? What did you do to deserve that?
(K, does this mean he was in town? Taking care of things we talked about earlier? How's she doing?)
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posted by user hunting
I think I can keep up just fine.
And he called round, just for a chat, you know. What - did he not come to see you too? Huh.
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posted by user the_scholar
Oh?
No...he didn't come 'round here. Or at least not while I was here.
;-)
posted by user hunting
Oh yeah - trust me on this one.
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posted by user the_scholar
That sounds like a challenge.
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posted by user hunting
I have nothing to prove.
um...guys?
posted by user kayotic
Do I have to get out the ruler?
tsk tsk!
posted by user kayotic
H--contrary to popular belief, I do actually have more than one massage in me! So, fret not, I could totally give him one too, and it wouldn't actually 'steal' yours. There's totally enough cherry almond massage oil in my house to go around!
D--He was in town, and I would assume that was why, I have no idea how she is. I'm pretty positive she wouldn't really want me around to ask.
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posted by user hunting
Aww, and I thought the cherry almond massage oil was exclusively mine... Then again, turnabout's fair play - I think I owe you one, don't I?
ooo
posted by user kayotic
You know, come to think of it, you probably do owe me. And if you really want to claim the cherry almond for yourself, that's fine, I'll just have to go buy some more! Now that I'm thinking of it, I should really hook myself up with some wide variety, just for kicks. Never know who might wander by in desperate need of a massage. It would be dire to not have a choice in tastes and fragrences!!
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posted by user the_scholar
You want me to talk to Math? He knows her from work (and I think they're friends...or something). He could check in on her. Not that he'd enjoy doing that. Or he's already done it. Something like that.
danke!
posted by user kayotic
Sure, if you want to. I'd like to know, at any rate. Thanks! ♥
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posted by the_scholar
Is there where I vote against finding out your deepest darkest desires? Cause I'm pretty sure I don't want to know.
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posted by user hunting
Just tick the box, man. She's the one calling for it, not me. You'd be doing me a favour, seriously.
*AHEM*
posted by user kayotic
What exactly made you boys believe this is a democracy where either of you get a vote? No one said there was a vote! Or, if they did, then I'm totally reversing that decision. We all have to follow the rules that I've just made up. So THERE!
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*blink*
I don't know if it's the side effects of the drugs, the injury, or if I'm just seeing things but:
What in the fresh hell is this fuckery? You do realize everyone in town can read all this, yes?
;)
posted by user kayotic
Oh yes. I'm totally aware. I don't mind. ^_~ Why are you offended Mrs. Tetris?
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Nope. Not at all. I'm just not sure if this was the kind of thing that the masses should witness.
the masses are boring!
posted by user kayotic
Only if they're anti fun times with people and being incredibly silly with friends. ;) That and trying to one-up on ridiculous pet names and other ridiculousness. Who's anti-that?
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posted by the_scholar
I didn't think I was part of this pet name game...
that's the issue!
posted by user kayotic
That's totally your problem, you know, doodle-bug. You need to be part of games.(or realize you're already part of them, and you just hadn't noticed) You should have more toys, engage in more games, and generally smile more often. I believe we've even discussed this. Embrace the silly. Life? it's pretty damn silly a lot of the time, the trick is looking at it from the right angle. ;p
<3
posted by user the_scholar
alright muffin. I'll play along. And I've been having fun. I have fun.