Powers! You there! Ozma!

Okay, kids. So I've got this letter that says I get a wish and while I'm not entirely positive which hookah you lot've been into, I'm sure it's pretty damn good. Either way, I do in fact, have a wish. You asked for detail, so here it is.

See, I've got this friend Dorian. He's a great guy. He really is. He just can't seem to see that by like, any stretch of the imagination. He's better than he'd ever give himself credit for. He's hot, he's sweet, he can be funny when he loosens up a little bit. But yeah, seriously, you'd think he was that weird black sheep redneck mountain man cousin from Deliverance no one talks about at family gatherings if you went by what he says.

So, dearest Ozma, the Wizard, Glinda, Ole Westie there, whoever, I won't ask to peek behind the curtain, but I will ask for Dorian to get some confidence in himself. I want him to see what I see. I want him to stop tripping over himself every time he opens his mouth or tries to do something. He's awesome--let him bask in that awesome.

love n kisses,
kayos